Anodized Titanium Spatula with Monstera Pattern

Ok, I'm going to level with you... nobody needs a spatula this awesome but if we're being real... Everybody WANTS a spatula this awesome. This spatula is made from 6ALV4 titanium with a thin 0.030" thick blade and a .090" thick handle riveted together with solid copper rivets. It's then double anodized with a Monstera pattern and my logo.

Benefits of this spatula:

 *You can say that you have the world's coolest spatula and finally back it up

 *Titanium is lightweight, strong, and springy, even in thin cross sections

 *Titanium doesn't transfer heat as readily as steel spatulas

 *It will likely outlast not only you, but several subsequent generations

 *Have I mentioned how cool it is?

Downsides of this spatula:

 *I'm not going to lie, quality titanium is pricey and the equipment to be able to make these ain't cheap.